Downsized Living is a start-up online magazine that uses dark humor and parody to call attention to the possibility that Americans’ greatly diminished financial circumstances and opportunities may become the new normal unless there is a significant change in our thinking and politics.
All Downsized Living articles are completely fictitious and satirical. Please do not scrub your face with toilet bowl cleaner, run naked at job fairs or do any of the other asinine things we suggest to save money and impress potential employers.